A newspaper serves many functions: to inform, entertain, educate, something for you to use to frantically wipe up the drink you just spilled when you can’t find an actual paper towel, and now, to enrich your lives. Your love lives, that is. As an annual Valentine’s Day tradition, we asked Argos what their best pick up lines are, and we’ve compiled them here for your reference. (Success not guaranteed.)
Michael Aguirre (12): Wow, are you my pet rock because I’m very lonely please go out with me.
Mach Bui (12): Are you a sandwich? ‘Cause I like your buns…please don’t hurt me.
Juan M. (12): Hello, you look lovely and I was wondering if you would like to go on a date!
Elaine Le (12): There are three things I want in life: the sun for the daytime, the moon for the nighttime, and you for a lifetime.
Anonymous (12): I like your face. Do you like my face.
Anonymous (12): Your happiness is my happiness. You’ll forever be my beloved.
Zoey Chu (12): Guess what my jacket is made of… girlfriend material.
Jason Brito (12): I wanna live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way.
Jamie Gonzalez (12): I know I’m short, but my love for you is as tall as a mountain.
Piper Simpson (12): If you found a suitcase with the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would you have? Write it down ;).
Julian Villanueva (11): Your phone is missing something.. My number.
Riley Farias (11): You look like trash, can I take you out?
Maliza Lemus (11): The only thing I’d want to change about you is your last name.
Khoi Tran (11): I’m not good at expressing my emotions to someone, but when I’m with you, my emotions just boom like a firework.
Breezy Ochoa (11): Are you bacon… cause you sizzlin’.
Erick Ortega (11): Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see.
Juliett Lepe (11): I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?”
Carlos Farias (11): Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
Erendira Godinez (11): I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Kelly Chau (11): If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Melvin Bautista (11): I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together.
Xina Tran (12): Are you wearing lipstick? ‘Cause I want to make our lips stick
Chris Huynh (12): Are you wearing lipstick because I want to make our lips stick.
Alex Nguyen (12): Are you a cat? Because you’re purrfect.
Caitlin Nguyen (12): If you were a cat I’d spend all nine lives with you ;).
Krystal Phan (10): Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Austin Huynh (10): Out of all the candies, you’re the sweetest of them all.
Hillary Tran (10): Are you the flag? Because I see stars when I’m with you.
Khang Pham (11): You know what’s beautiful? You!
Daniel Nguyen (11): Happiness starts with H, but why does mine start with U?
Ryan Vu (10): Are you a beaver? Because DAM.
Jeanette Nguyen (10): I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
Jillian Galang (10): Are you an element? Because you are SODIUM fine.
Gene Nguyen (10): Are you an Autobot? Because you’d be Optimus FINE.
Austin Nguyen(10): Are you a newspaper? Because every week you got a new issue.
Karina Chavez (10): Are you an equation? Because you got eyes on you all night.
Haley Montiel (10): Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like an angel.
Vincent Viratham (10): Is that a shovel in your back pocket, because I’m diggin’ that *ss.
Andrew Kempis (10): Do you have a bandage? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
Thanh Nguyen (10): Are you a beaver? Because DAM.
Diana Gallegos (10:) Are you my homework? Because I’d do you as soon as I get home.
Bryant Laquindanum (11): Hey, my name is Bryant, but you can call me anytime. 🙂
Giselle Garcia (11): If you were Elsa, I would never let you go.
Alex Estrella (11): I’m going to get you goalie gloves because you’re a keeper.
Andrea Corrigan (11): Wow bro, you look a little pale… you need a dose of vitamin me.
Lily Lopez (12): If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. If you were a vegetable, I’d visit you in the hospital everyday.
Frida Aguilar (11): Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Devan Rouse (12): Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
Anthony Hernandez (11): Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see.
Kalanny Luna (11): If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Elian Leyva (11): If I had the chance to rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
Caden Pham (11): If you ain’t J, I ain’t even gonna try.
Juliana Daravong (10): Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
Vivian Le (12): You know what’s on the Valentine Day’s menu? Me-n-u!
Long Nguyen (11): Hey, stop! Your shoelaces are untied. Make sure you tie them because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Aryan Moore(11): Did you eat a bowl of lucky charms this morning? Because you are looking magically delicious.
Janie Vu (11): Do you feel like raisins? How do you feel a date?
Jacqueline Dang (11): You remind me of my appendix. I don’t know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.
Ellen Bui (11): The ocean is beautiful, clear, and blue, but baby you’re the view.
Ha Nguyen (12): Do you breathe oxygen? OMG! We have so much in common!
Emily Vu (11); I heard you liked bad girls. Not to brag or anything, but i entered through the exit.
Angel Nguyen (11): Are you gold because AU fineeee?
Tracy Nguyen (10): Do you know what material this is? *grabs shirt* Boyfriend material.
Angeline Nguyen (9): Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Ailini Hutchinson (11): Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Kaitlynn Do (11): Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone disappears.
Kelly Chau (11): I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
Caroline Dinh (10): You look like trash, may I take you out?
Matthew Nguyen (9): People say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth..obviously they’ve never been with you.
Hang Mai (12): You look lonely, let’s be lonely together.
Tammy Nguyen (10): Are you from South Korea? Because I’m sure you’re my “Seoul-mate”.